Me: What's up?
Him: Little Buddy.
I should mention that "little buddy" is my father's name for his penus...Him: Mommie's here.
Me: Oh. Right.
Him: She's back from Denver.
Me: No kidding. Guess where I'm going tomorrow.
Me: Yup. Vail, actually, for a volleyball tournament.
Me: Well... tell her I said "hello," then. (slight pause) After you're done, of course.
Me: And Dad?
Him: Yes, son.
Me: Jesus and I love you.