Celine Dion does a song - I don't know the name - but you've heard it.It's the one from that iceberg movie with Kate Winslet and Leonardo DiCaprio?
Anyway...
At work yesterday, the song came on and Sully, my bald-headed co-worker, started doing a bird-like little dance.
"Sully?" I asked, with eyebrow arched.
Whereupon, he shuffled over from across the room and in Yoda-like voice, decreed:
"Near."
Then, abruptly shuffling back, he stopped and in the same voice, announced:
"FAR!"
And walked out.*
*Turns out the song reminded him of an old Sesame Street skit, "near and far."
Ah, the things Sesame Street does to you. I often find myself counting onetwothreeFOURfive,sixseveneightnineten eleven TWE-E-E-ELVE. Call me sometime, I'll sing it for ya. Oh, and you know you have that Celine album and can sing every word of it.
ReplyDeletethis made me laugh hysterically. xo sis
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