This is not my hair,
(no, no)
this is not a wig,
(oh no) me in a hat.
I said,
me in a hat.
And photoshopped?
No!
But then
(think again)
- yes -
'cause an iPhone
done did it:
captured
me in a hat.
And
is that light blue?
(yes!)
Yes, it's real blue,
and I stare at it
all-l-l day-y-y....
WAIT!
Okay,
sometimes
in the...
Mo-ho-ho-horning.