Hatman on Parade

This is not my hair,
(no, no)
this is not a wig,
(oh no) me in a hat.

I said,
me in a hat.

And photoshopped?
No!
But then
(think again)
 - yes -
'cause an iPhone
done did it:

captured
me in a hat.

And
is that light blue?
(yes!)

Yes, it's real blue,
and I stare at it
all-l-l day-y-y....

WAIT!

Okay,
sometimes
in the...

Mo-ho-ho-horning.