This is not me, btw.
And no, it's not from "A Skinhead Family Christmas", or "Coneheads Revisited" -or- even an Amish ugly x-mas sweater party pic.
It's actually one of my co-workers and his appearance is the result of an ongoing bet.
To win the bet, my colleague must refrain from shaving below his chin until January 1st., while simultaneously shaving his face on (at least) a weekly basis.
As you can see it's been going on for a while.
(that and he's one hairy bastard - the kind of guy who normally has to decide how far down to shave in order to prevent hair from sticking up out his shirt)
- One semi-automatic rifle
- One bottle of Johnny Walker Blue -and-
- One carton of cigarettes (brand unspecified)
A FULL BODY WAX - as paid for by himself.
Did I mention the hairy bastard part? Owing to K's red scraggly hair and current countenance, I can only envision a denuded orangutan.
And while I find all this extremely entertaining, I should mention my beloved LB found the photo somewhat disturbing.
Which I can understand.
The irony here is that K is actually a big sweetheart who loves dogs, kids, and peeps of all creeds and color. And it's usually reciprocated.
But even more ironic, is the idea that looking like a shaved baboon's ass for 6 months is justified by the potential reward of cigarettes, guns and whisky (what, no porn?!).
White people, god love 'em.
And what's worse?
I, too, am one.