I'm playing Modest Mouse's "Polar Opposites" for the umpteenth time:
I'm tryingGives you that warm happy, glad to be alive feeling. Witness: http://darkcorner.net/concerts/mm/mp3/03-Polar%20Opposites.mp3
I'm trying to
drink away the part o' the day
I cannot sleep awayee!
Are you shacked up with M? Has the dynamic duo of Adman/Seal (gasp!)broken up over a silly little thing like paying to 4th with only 8 playing?!?
ReplyDeleteOkay, first of all, we need to define "shacking up":
ReplyDelete- If staying overnight at M's 5 to 6 nights a week...
- If having my own key to the apartment...
- If having embroidered "his & her" pillow covers (blue & pink!)...
If all these things mean we are shacking up, okay, Mr. Big Man, we are SHACKING UP!
Unofficially, of course.
And yes, I was kidding about the pillow covers.
Also, Adman/Seal are still very much an item (though they could prolly use a little more "quality" time, these days)
And finally, the aforementioned Poker Game did not take place at Seal's, but at another secret locale.
So put that in your pipe and smoke it!
You're not lying about the pillow covers . . . they may not be out in the open, but they're hiding somewhere, a closet, under the bed, maybe even just in that little corner of your mind not afraid of the cutesy matching pillows . . . but they're there. And last I checked I wasn't a big man. Wouldn't mind having a big man, but not one myself. :-)
ReplyDeleteAhem. I had a pretty good hunch this wasn't a masculine response -but- "Mr. Big Woman" doesn't play so well. Besides, I was paraphrasing an old SNL bit. Blah blah blah.
ReplyDeleteAs for the pillows, that one's laughable: M's not without her peccadillos, of course, but she'd more likely wipe her ass with cutesy matching pillows than buy them. And, yes, I look at that as a plus.
Finally, if you are looking for a man of size, I know several six-foot-plus dudes ripe for the picking. For more specific anatomical information, you'll have to talk to them.