In preparation for an evening on the town, I changed out of my work duds into a hoody/suit-jacket/tattered-jeans kinda thing and swaggered towards the door. Once there, I paused and turned to M.
What I meant to say, was:
Am I hip, chic*, or what?
What came out of my mouth:
Am I Hick Sheep or what?
After rolling around on the floor for a bit, M got up and we went to dinner.
The waiter was a jerk, too.
* "Chic," here, is pronounced "sheek." Duh.