Old Men on the Front Porch - and that Old Man is me-e-e-e!

Stayed up last night to shoot the breeze with Longhair, a.k.a Seal.

(Okay, I went to bed at 9:30 but we talked for a couple hours non-stop and let's face it, 9:30 for an old geezer is like midnight for the young pup!)

Remind me to tell you sometime about the Eccentric Gay Millionaires we once worked for. And, no, I wasn't the Pool Boy.

(pause)

Okay, well, I occasionally did skim the pool but that wasn't my only job, okay? OKAY? (man those little shorts chafed). Anywho...

At least I didn't have to watch the monkeys.
And, no, I'm not kidding.











We've come a long way, baby.