Resolutions are for Ass-monkeys.

I have recently come to the conclusion that New Year's resolutions are (that's right, you guessed it!) for ass-monkeys.

So what does that make me? Yeah, okay...

But that's Mr. ASS-MONKEY to you!

Disturbing Side Note: I googled (yes, google, damnit! Please, no search engine
snobs.) "Ass-monkey" and came up with a wide variety of images. Here's a
sampling:

Who knew?